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Realign or Die

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The two-party truce is over.

Realign or Die drags Ben Franklin's old "Join, or Die" serpent into the populist era. A black tee for anyone who's decided the real fight isn't left versus right anymore... it's everyone versus the people who profit from the fight. Minimalist red serpent, maximalist opinion.

This is the thesis statement of the whole independent-media moment, reduced to three words and a snake.

Whether you're done with the duopoly or just appreciate a clean revolutionary graphic, it makes the point before you open your mouth.

Why wear it?

  • Striking minimal serpent design with historical weight
  • A clear statement on political realignment, no caption needed
  • Sharp red-on-black for maximum impact
  • Soft, comfortable everyday tee
  • For people who think the old map is the problem

Warning:

  • May be read as a manifesto
  • May get you nods from across the political aisle
  • May provoke the institutionally comfortable
  • May start the exact conversation it's predicting

Pick a side. Then pick a better question.

Select size

More details

  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Realign or Die Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
XS
27
16 1/2
S
28
18
M
29
20
L
30
22
XL
31
24
2XL
32
26
3XL
33
28
4XL
34
30
5XL
35
32

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There might be a variation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product measurements.

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with those of a product you have at home.

A Length

Begin at the collar's edge at the top of the t-shirt (the highest shoulder point) and extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Start the tape at the seam just below one sleeve and stretch it across to the seam below the other sleeve.

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